Here's the complete, and probably slightly off, words to the rehearsals oand outtakes album. @LOOK INTO YOUR MIRROR Look into your mirror and say goodbye to me Look into your mirror and say goodbye to me talking to you is like trying to talk to a gramophone my heads an egg your heart's a spoon and everything you do is so overgrown I'd rather be on my own if you cut it quickly, it'll die before it hangs I know I'm looking sickly but my heart is in your fangs see the eager fellows looking all enthusiastic by the garden gates see the pretty girlies using lots of talcum powder cause they got a date man they can hardly wait I fell for you when the night was young we danced till two, but I drawn on your tongue your kisses flooded me with joy and then you told me and then you told me I wish I was a boy Walk across the water and see how far you get if you don't get anywehre at least you might get wet oh I know you well enough to know that you don't think still if you don't worry, then I don't suppose you'll sink sink from the ??boardroom?? @WHICH OF US IS ME You know about steely dan I know about chains bet you don't know where you grow your brains You know about talcum powder I know about fleas bet you don't know which of us is me in the first life of the father lock the door and ??walk to steven?? cover up your head with lather cause you know you won't believe it ??has a fair upon tomorrow?? and a bone inside my pocket The dewpoint has ????? in a swimming pool frog upon a frog upon piece of cotton wool ????I believe in nothing that precipitated off tonight grab me in a yellow cloth and pass the inner church peel it off a saturday and watch the ceiling??? you know about squeezing it I know that you can please assist me, I'm a rubber man you look like a duplicate I feel like a clone oh won't you give me back my bone ?? ?? to a juicy trumpet from a wandering silky manner and you're oozing in the disco where nothing seems to matter. and the moon sets in the basement while the sun sets in the batter oh she got to be my ape oh she got to be my ape oh she got to be my ape Darling darling darling darling oh she got to be my ape [repeat ad lib] No No No No No @PSYCHODELIC LOVE A(5) D(5) A(5) Sorry if I didn't finish your cake, it was poison if you go trying to poison a guy, it annoys him. but I don't particularly mind cause I wanna be beautiful sorry if I never answered you cause I was busy It's oh such a fashionable day and I'm feeling so dizzy alien and obscene, the meeklings walk in human clothes psychedelic love, ole [au lait?] blow my little heart away sorry if I never think about you but its raptured you are a prisoner of lies, I don't wanna get captured even dead men don't escape it's energy psychedelic love, ole blow my little heart away everywhere you go they pelt you with this ice everyone I know is trying to shelter from your eyes ??don't think it give you a tearful of eyes, remember?? time in a slippery red bulb and it all got dismembered how it was a sin to think of anything but now psychedelic love, ole blow my little heart away @BLUES IN THE DARK [The only difference between this and the IH versions is the chords] E B E D Are your eyelids made of silver are your elbows made of gold? E A D E is your heart all black and empty like a crater to behold and your feet made out of nothing as they dance across the plane they are swifter than an orange that unfurls inside a drain D A E D A E your front door and my old face watch them sinking with a trace without trace come inside my little sparrow let me feed you to my soul you are writhing in the furnace of the luxury you sold come you fair and tender creature, oh whatever be your trade lie 'cross the tattoed carpet prepare to lick the blade your old face and my front door watch them fade forever more ever more no I'll never understand you that's just not what people do. they can fight and they can dribble 'til their memories are through and I don't know why I came here but I'll know it when I'm gone cause tonight you look so useless go on baby, call me Ron you're the one I left you for I don't love you anymore anymore @VEGETABLE GIRL tang tang tang tammy doo wa ra pa pa tang tang tang tammy doo wa ra pa pa She can't help the way that she looks the people she sees or the way that she does. she can't help the way that she cooks the ovary beads or the ???? she's just like a girl that nobody's in love they come from miles around to push her up or down they come from all around the whole wide around and they call her vegetable girl put my heart in a whirl well either you're in or you're out (Honey Bunny) that's what love is about don't you know it by now she can't help the places she goes the people she sells or the skin on her face she can't help the things that ??? the people she smells when she's stuck in a place she always gets the boys who ?? all the noise they push her up on stairs and underneath the stairs and just one of them cares in all the world she's a vegetable girl and she puts my heart in a whirl Vegetable @WANG DANG PIG [At first I wondered why they didn't release this. then I saw the chords] The Wang Dang Pig Riff: e:0----7-7------ B:-0---9-9------ G:--1--9-9------ (the parts in {} are version one , the parts in [] are version two.) E I'm a Wang Dang Hog and I'm rolling a truck over you don't wait too long mama, I gotta get my hog come through [I'm not like other pigs, I'm big and dangerous as well] [I'm not like other swine, I'm big and dangerous as well] [I live on sulfuric acid, and I drink chloroform as well] {Muck on my face and there's thunder in my sty} {there's muck on my face and there's dirt all around my sty} {I start to shiver every time I see you go by} [I got lightning in my body, lots of muck in my sty] [I got lightning in my body, dirty magazines inside my sty] [Ain't one of them young farmers gonna get my eye] {I start to tremble and my eyebrows start to scream} {you start to shiver and your eyebrow starts to scream} {I don't know no connection. There's nothing I ain't never seen} I'm a Wang Dang Pig and I got you interest best in my heart I'm a Wang Dang Pig and I got you interest close in my heart [wanna make you mine, so we never ever part] {say you'll be mine, baby, we'll never ever ever part} @ALIEN I ain't no father and I ain't no son I ain't no relative to anyone there's no connection between you and me and my disguise is all you'll ever see I'm an alien, baby, an outsider, yeah I'm an alien, baby, I'm an outsider, yeah [You'll kick and|Your chicken] scream in the middle of the night here come's your daughter and she don't look right you see [this other's got her|the feathers scattered] on the ground he's been and gone and never made a sound he's an an alien, baby, outsider, yeah Alien, baby, an outsider, yeah I'm an alien, baby, I'm an outsider, yeah and if I catch you snooping 'round my farm I'll give you a mug of cocoa and I'll break your arm cause if I tortured you upon a rack you wouldn't say half what you say behind my back I'm an alien, baby, I'm an outsider, yeah I'm an alien, baby, I'm an outsider, yeah @INSTRUMENTAL IN G [could this possibly be the fabled "D Song"?] D G [x4] A Am7 E [x2] D G [x4] [weird bit that I can't really get] C Gsus4 [Robyn calls out these chord changes] D G [x4] A Am7 E [x2] D G [x4] @I WANNA APPRECIATE YOU I wanna appreciate you I wanna appreciate you I wanna have a go with you Lord only knows what I'd do I was unsure of myself and that's a bad thing to be because when you think of love well, you should just think of me let's have a go with the soap let's have a go with his food now here come's Jeff with a rope and you can tell when he's in the mood come here baby, let me focus home in backwards on your crocus you got fair and ???? you bring the love, baby, I got the leashes and it's true right I wanna have a go with you I wanna make it all up with you I wanna ooze and boogie with you I wanna slobber all over your shoe just cause it's happened once tell me it'll happen again, oh no and maybe this time it works eleven times out of ten I wanna appreciate you I wanna ???? you I wanna I wanna have a go with you I wanna push it up with you @SMOOTHIE [The "Like a real smoothie" is backing vocals, except for the outro] Like a real smoothie walk down the street Like a real smoothie beating his meat Like a real smoothie look at him ooze Like a real smoothie look at his shoes Like a real smoothie I can tell at a glance he's happy, with his heart in his fist he's a decent sort of chap, he never uses his wrist Like a real smoothie he gets it right Like a real smoothie goes on all night Like a real smoothie a squirm and a spurt Like a real smoothie all over her shirt Like a real smoothie he agrees with almost everyone, he's a friend of us all he's ornamental and you can easily fit a dozen of him in a hall Like a real smoothie down in Kingsrow Like a real smoothie doesn't have to be told Like a real smoothie when he's full of blood Like a real smoothie the worms in the mud Like a real smoothie up! Like a real smoothie that's how it is Like a real smoothie he doesn't fizz Like a real smoothie boogie and whole Like a real smoothie everyone told Like a real smoothie everyone knows Like a real smoothie how far he goes Like a real smoothie feels so good Like a real smoothie fear I would Like a real smoothie Like a real smoothie Like a real smoothie Like a real smoothie [repeat until you get tired of it] @ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO QUEEN Down at the convention, the frogs have got lever throats down at the convention, where they're rolling up ten-dollar notes when she gets it all over her shirt, but it's all night 'cause she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right and I thought that I was smart, I thought I had a business beat But I realized that the chart was just a place where you could compete and beat your meat in the street when I walked into that door, I had a fight 'cause she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right 'cause she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen well, I thought I was a heavy, thought I was a heavy dude and I thought I could make it, standing out there in the nude but when the cocain starts to roll, it rolls all night. but she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right one more time she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right one more for Lydia she's a Rock'N'Roll Radio Queen, and it's all right @THE LONESOME DEATH OF IAN PENMAN The lonesome death of Ian Penman was on a rainy day there were no sun and the clouds were out so his body went away they got him by the riverside and then they took his shoes they sent him to his mother and they said he dated dudes of course, he'd been so valid as he played his saxophone now he looks so pallid with the worms, he gnaws his bone [Umm...corrections please] there was no social function or the life of light that I could lead that made him flung the town across the river to the border of the tunnel as no method in his property or lives of other liberty and destroy. obey. Terry "The Human Mellotron" Marks a013645t@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us